A Collision On The Street and In The Bedroom

Collision #1 - On The Street:  Daddy's truck got sideswiped by some moronic imbecile with an attitude of entitlement (one of the most awesome of all human attitudes if you ask me).  I say this because he was so intent on being in the lane I was already in that he intentionally side-swiped the entire left side of my truck.  He did this for no other reason than he felt he deserved to be where I already was.  This lovely excuse-for-a-compendent-person then proceeded to make up a outlandish story of how the accident took place.  The great part about that was his incompetence behind the wheel was only compounded by his incompetence for making up a believable story.  Both the police and insurance company have determined what he claims to have happened is impossible based on the damage incurred on both vehicles (I just love the laws of physics).

Thankfully I was not hurt and Lisa, Xander or Alaster were not with me when it happened.  When I got home and Xander saw that Daddy's truck had a boo-boo, as he puts it; he promptly came to the conclusion, "Daddy's truck needs a band-aid."  He then went to the medicine cabinet and got one of his Cars bandages with Mator on it and put it on Daddy's truck boo-boo.

Applying the Mator band-aid to Daddy's truck boo-boo

Making sure that the band-aid is firmly stuck to the truck

Xander showing off his medical expertise for applying Mator bandages

Collision #2 - In The Bedroom:  This collision occurred the other night at around 2 AM.  As I went in to check in on Xander I found the following scene.  He seemed to have suffered a roll-over collision with his bed.  He's upside-down; turned-around and was almost thrown from the bed.  

With all seriousness; we are thankful that he wasn't hurt.  We are aware of how serious this collision was and how easily he could have been injured.  It's quite obvious that the Lord was protecting both Xander and Daddy when they got into their accidents.

I was laughing so hard when I saw this I had to leave the room so I would wake him up.  He's a Wild-Man!

These are a couple of pictures of Xander helping Daddy do some painting in the garage.  He's quite the helper and loves to hang out in the garage (just like his Dad).